<O-day> lol i'm teaching my 9-year-old bro about fbsd :)
* fiftysixer waves at him
<O-day> lol
<fiftysixer> USE LINUX, LITTLE ODAY!
<O-day> NO!!!
<fiftysixer> sorry, am i corrupting his young mind?
<O-day> yes!

<Zod> i order weed like yall order pizza
<O-day> >_>
<O-day> 3 extra large, extra cheese?

<Z> hdd repair.. its like making sweet, sweet love to a wet cat while barry white sings in the background

<+redice> ive never had any type of flu
<+redice> no chicken pox
<+redice> just had fever once or twice in my life
<+redice> and i never bruise
* &O-day takes dna sample from redice
<&O-day> she's not human guies
* &fiftysixer steals redice's body and sticks his brain in it
<&fiftysixer> no, she's indian
<+redice> ^^
* &O-day hits on fiftyice
<&fiftysixer> LOL
<+redice> LOLOL
<&O-day> damn kinda awkward....

<Omelette> omg this program is sure being a cunt
<Goga[OEP]> 'tis cos you're a cunt
<Omelette> :(
<Goga[OEP]> 'tis true
<Goga[OEP]> sir, you are the most wholesome 'cunte in the land
<Goga[OEP]> 'tis a shame you don't put out often
<Goga[OEP]> with your steam, the nation would rise
<Goga[OEP]> to the full glory of cunthood
<Omelette> oh lawdy
<Goga[OEP]> oh no don't stray, give it a thought
<Goga[OEP]> for thou will can change the way men think
<Goga[OEP]> and Shawn shall never be alone.
<Omelette> :O

<fiftysixer> awwww
<fiftysixer> my friend is taking his first compsci class
<fiftysixer> decided to show me what he learned:
<fiftysixer> <this is urgent> poopy <this is urgent>
<fiftysixer> aside from not closing the tag, it's quite cute
<fiftysixer> almost like Baby's First Drawing
<Z> aww.. breaking his tech cherry
<fiftysixer> ....or that

<@h4xlemur> hello all!
<@NightQuest> hallo thar
<@h4xlemur> Nightquest!
<@h4xlemur> it seems as though I need to interview you sir
<manizzle> lawl
* @NightQuest (Admin@recelate.net) Quit (Ping timeout)

<@Solus> I'd stuff him in a suitcase & bring him home with me if there weren't those damnable food import laws -.-

<fiftysixer> so i just now logged back in and /kill'd myself

<+mischief> <Miesco> How do I cast to a boolean type
<+mischief> haha
<&Z> cast to a boolean type?
<&Z> ohmigod! You don't!
<&Z> That's the most powerful type of them all..
<&Z> I mean, think about it..
<&Z> with the other types there's ranges, man, friggin' ranges.
<&Z> You get some leeway in your decision making..
<&Z> but booleans? Oh hell no. Its either off or on, man.. True or mother fucking false.
<&Z> That's *power*.
<&Z> You don't just cast a boolean.

<faith> lol, me and o-day can NEVER see each other we want each other XD
<sikon> lolwut
<COTK> ...
<faith> eachother*
<faith> sorry
<faith> need*
<faith> :\
<faith> still sounds wrong
<faith> i mean
<faith> in need
<faith> of
<faith> you know >_>
<COTK> faith... just stop now.
<faith> ahhhh
<COTK> You are only digging deeper.
* faith emocides

<Scub> at least my code worked :D
<lolage> Last words of a programmer before a day long debugging session.

* fiftysixer encapsulates everything in a layer of gay pr0n
<epoch_qwert> That'd be a clever way to keep a admin from reading what you were doing. :P
<Shawn> ORLY
<epoch_qwert> As long as it was worse than gay pr0n. >_>
<epoch_qwert> I stand corrected. ALL HAIL Shawn. :)
<Shawn> Woot.
<Shawn> That's more like it.

Goga[OEP]> xeno is a cawk
<Goga[OEP]> err hawk
<xeno> :P
<Goga[OEP]> anyone could hve made that mistake :)

<SlightlyNikki> waiting for dinner
<SlightlyNikki> well
<SlightlyNikki> spuds to boil
<SlightlyNikki> so I can cook sausages :)
<Shawn> O.o I got a sausage you can eat
<SlightlyNikki> Shawn
<SlightlyNikki> no you don't

<wired> i want to do pluto
<wired> and have like an ice blue
<O-day> wired, pluto isn't a planet anymore
<wired> dude dont lie..
<O-day> no really
<O-day> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14489259/
<wired> omfg
<wired> i was taught wrong in school!!

<xeno> seriously i think youd like CO
<xeno> hiking in the mountains, climbing pikes peak, whitewater rafting
<xeno> damn i wish my desktop would boot

<Shawn> My name is Alibaba
<Shawn> I'm from india, Thank you for calling Microsoft support
<White|Phatt> lol
<Shawn> How can I halp you sir
<White|Phatt> hahaha
<White|Phatt> 'I need to activate XP'
<White|Phatt> 'no, this is not installed on any other computers'
<Shawn> Wait what sir? I can not understand you

<Goga[OEP]> -> attract new devs
<Goga[OEP]> -> get processing power
<Goga[OEP]> -> nuke north korea
<Goga[OEP]> -> claim the moon as my fortress
* fiftysixer claims uranus!
<Goga[OEP]> you got it!
* Goga[OEP] drops my pants
<fiftysixer> waitwat
<fiftysixer> thats too small to be my fortress :|
<Goga[OEP]> lawl

<&Egghead> i dont think shawn is gay, he just likes little girls
<&Egghead> but
<&Egghead> who doesnt??!?!!?
* +Shawn hugs Egghead
<+Shawn> So true!
<&Egghead> get off me faggot

<ninjitsu> What're yyou up too?
<ninjitsu> you*
<fiftysixer> nm
<fiftysixer> just playing with google's balls

<Shawn> I hope you get some guy come in and ask which is the best knife to kill his wife with.
<fiftysixer> then i'll sell him the best goddamn wife-killing knife there is

<ProwL> The one with the hooked nose.
<Lothario> yes, haha
<O-day> lolwut
<Luna> lol
<O-day> Lothario likes it rough
<Lothario> yes, but is she single?
Notes: Anyone got a whip?

<+Shawn> FUCK HUMAN CULTURE
<&Omelette> yeah the class is really stupid
<&Omelette> it is taught by some angry indian lady

<fastfinger> I just opened a fortune cookie and there was a hot chick in it
<Goga[OEP]> your standards must be very low to think that a strip of paper is a hot chick
<Goga[OEP]> i wonder what you do with a towel...